Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I left the party when things started to get crazy... and when I say crazy I mean: there was puke on the carpet, Evan was passed out behind a plant, Mary was making out with her ex while her present bf was making out with Nancy. Not to mention that someone fisted the wall. Also - someone is sleeping on your lawn - they might be dead, I didn't check. Later.
Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
I met a gypsy today. She told me my soul animal was an owl and says she will now remember me as "Owl Girl".
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
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