So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
My vag has a bald spot. That is so middle aged. Is this my midlife crisis?
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
Were not even through the second month of the year and I potentially may have torpedoed a marriage...
Randomize
