maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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