Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
The typical response to someone smacking their vodka soaked hand on your face is not to put your face in their crotch
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
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