Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
im about as happy as oj after his trial
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
I'm driving up the street and can't tell if my ears are actually about to pop or not.
A solid 8.5 on the baked meter, I need to stop.
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
If I end up in the hospital remind me to order jimmy johns.
Why?
They deliver.
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
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