Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
two more shots til everyone in this club gets to see my cesarean scars.
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
drinking out of a sandbucket again
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
I shouldn't be home alone with this much peanut butter and the dog. I feel like i'm being recorded to see when my desperation will peak.
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
She's not a foreskin expert like you
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
I'm still a bit day drunk and decided to go for a run. You may get a snapchat of me vomiting soon
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
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