3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
I'm at the bar and they've turned up lady gaga to cover the sound of the fire alarm.
My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
Oh god. Standing was a rash decision
I made it to Starbucks to do work and I've just been sitting here with my head on the table for 30 minutes...
The sigh of relief when u realize none of your drunk texts will result in permanent damage
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
reason #326 why I'm still single.... my date just told me there's a little boy ghost that lives in his closet because he likes his music.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
The salt made it so good this margarita is touching my soul. I swear I'm not high BUT I want elote in a cup with the insides of a shrimp taco. I think that would make my life complete.
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