Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I'm waiting for seagulls to eat this throw up
I just told my parents that Capt'n Crunch does weird things to my mouth... my dad just stared at me
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
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