if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
I woke up hugging a box of cheerios that had "wonder woman" written in sharpie on it. So much for a sober night.
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
3 words: harry potter burlesque. My life is so much more awesome than yours right now.
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