I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
I need water and some morals
The cops high fived after they tackled you
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
woke up to two girls crawling on top of me forcefeeding me bacon. Best. Hangover. Ever.
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