Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
yeah i'm making him "thanks for letting me befriend your toilet" cookies. wanna help? i'm sure you'll be making new friends too.
Would you be opposed to me keeping a live lobster in the shower for a bit?
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
Randomize