you thought your tounge was "malfunctioning" because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
Woke up with eyeliner streaked down my face, glitter all over my bed, and holding half-eaten Jimmy Johns. Plus, my whole family's downstairs for Thanksgiving... Welcome to the shitshow that is my early 20s
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
This popcorn tastes like salt and regret. It reminds me of the first blowjob I ever gave.
You've ruined popcorn for me.
In the morning he said my plan to make 2 casseroles today was, "hot in a grandma sort of way," & I didn't think it was weird. THAT'S how hot he was.
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
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