apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
Had to sacrifice my vibrator batteries to the thermostat gods. I had a dirty dream and also almost a heat stroke.
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
I am literally so hung over that I just opened up my emergency kit, got out a survival meal replacement bar and ate it.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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