Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
Hi, my name's audrey!
Max?
Sorry, this girl is phone-stealing drunk.
I just used an app to identify a song that was playing in the background of a porno. May god bless your soul steve jobs.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
Damn victory sex feels great
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