You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns.
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
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