Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
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