It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
Last night after we fucked, I washed my vag in vodka so I wouldn't get an STD
Or, you could have used a condom
my dad just walked in on my jacking off and all he had to say was "I thought you were bigger than that".... thanks dad.
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
An outback commercial just played and I remembered that guy from Australia Imade out with at the Derby. Great Bachelorette Party, btw.
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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