Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
When my parents ask, do you think "he was the cop I gave head to in order to get out of a speeding ticket" will suffice as to how we met?
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
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