At lowes after workin outside. Kid behind me says "mommy that man smells like a taco" yes she was talking about me.
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
You told them to let you give him stitches claiming you were a certified nurse because you've taken plant biology classes
Mistake of the day: loudly discussing my gay hookups on the phone at the dmv in upstate NY... this must be what leprosy feels like
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
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