I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
Apparently Sundays are the worst days for your friends to get their head split open and need stitches...there's only 1 doctor on duty
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
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