Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
I can't feel my tongue. And that means go. Green means go. And you know what Barney says. Green means go and woah means no. DRIIIIINKK
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
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