so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
Man, I thought my dick was gonna fall off.
Dude, I didn't even think they made slap bracelets anymore. You okay?
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
You gave me a bottle of tequila and introduced me to a ginger named cowboy. I actually love you.
Every person I've ever had sex with is in Chipotle right now.
did u drive by my house last night?
bc if that wasn't you i threw my bourbon bottle at the wrong van
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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