your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
I was just handed a mimosa the size of my head. Stay tuned.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
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