did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
He just stopped me mid blow job so he could text his wife asking for TacoBell.
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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