One girl and one boy is just not enough.
Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
Dude this girl just said she'd take me to pleasure town while giving me head
Will Ferrell is probably jerking himself off somewhere wishing he was you
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
How do I invite him to our 4th of July cookout without sounding too much like "hey you were my first orgasm and I want your dick inside my while watching fireworks"
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
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