@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
Dude there's ten thousand dollars worth of damage to the kids house and three thousand in stolen property and his dog is missing he is pissed
If I give him back his dog do you think he'll invite me to the next party
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
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