did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
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