P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
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