no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
She was either really drunk or really not interested. Everytime I tried to ask her about herself she would respond with a line from Stepbrothers.
just woke up to a get well card i wrote myself when i was drunk. it was by the advil. i am a cocky bitch.
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
She pulled a wad of lint out of my bellybutton while she was blowing me. Said she's never seen anything like it. I've never gone soft so fast.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
Text me some of your sweat
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