The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
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