Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
I hope the kids appreciate the fact that I jizzed on her instead of on their slide.
no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
If I die, I leave all my liquor in my apartment to you. Be a drunk bitch at my funeral. I wouldn't want it any other way.
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
All I wanted to do was come home from work and masturbate for national sex day... I sliced my the tip of finger giving myself a pedicure so I can’t even do that #singlelife
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