I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
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