you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
You are two creepy Justin Bieber quotes away from me not talking to you for the rest of the day
If I had a pelvic thrust emoticon, I would use it
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
Glass of stolen champagne in a to go cup = tastiest hangover cure ever
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