Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
just stared at ed norton's ass for 26 miles. if there was ever an incentive to run a marathon, that was it. my life is perfect.
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
This is your morning news. Today at 5 pm I will be going out of town until the 29th. If you would like some great sex before I leave, please contact me. The available packages are: a house call, an outdoor excursion, or a delivery style in-car quickie. available only while supplies last.
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
PANTIES FOUND
one of my students asked me today if i was having a baby. fuckin 4 year olds and their lack of filter. time to get back to the gym i guess
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