You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
Ohh god. I'm so nervous. This is terrible. He just introduced me as "the best girlfriend of his life" and Jenny as his "sexual roomate"
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
Apparently karate chopping the fronts off all the paper towel and soap dispensers in the bathrooms isn't even frowned upon. Like even at the third bar when I fell flat on my back trying to jump kick the last one some guy just helped me up and high fived me. America.
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
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