i tried to light my apt on fire. reasons why drunks and women should not cook
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
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