everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
He keeps trying to sell me the forks from his kitchen drawer
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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