just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
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