When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
You don't know the meaning of what the fuck until you wake up naked and alone in someone's bed staring at a dead squirrel on their dresser.
jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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