I was being carried out of the bar, but then my friend saw Pat who just got kicked out scaling the wall to sneak back in, so he carried me back in, sat me on the bar stool, and the bartender just let us all keep drinking.
Being persistent has its perks my friend.
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
Dude if I didn't piss myself last night I dont think I would have woke up in time for work.
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
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