So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
Woke up with a padlock locked onto my ear gauge and the first of many sticky note clues on my chest leading to the key.
next time you go get food at three am and leave a rando here can you warn me??? Also i tazed him. but it was just my little one so i think he'll be fine. bring me some fries.
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
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