If I would have known that wiping my dick on her pillow would have caused her to leave........
This is the LAST time i'm accepting the excuse "tequila made me do it". Even tequila thinks buying all of nickelback's itunes singles is fucking retarded
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
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