Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
He was streaking. We were hammered. We had roman candles. It only made sense to shoot them at him.
I was walking around outside with a basket of eggs. I feel like little house on the prairie: hungover edition.
Pretty sure I just convinced a drunk guy at the train station that I was from the future
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
Totally had a conversation drunk last night with a bisexual chick at my apartment in Spanglish too.
You're a hero.
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
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