Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
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