I feel like I've been hit by a train. I woke up this morning covered in wine, free condoms, and a sign language dictionary.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover.
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
First time since we broke up that I'm not drunk before noon...win for broken hearts everywhere
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
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