i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
a woman just threw her tv out the window while screaming "will you fucking work now?". i'm never moving
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
Dude I'm 99% sure I'm witnessing an e-harmony date at panera, prob late 40's, this is better than the movies.
I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.
I think my new low is running outside in a towel to pet a particularly fluffy looking squirrel and projectile vomiting off the balcony.
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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