Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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