I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
I feel like a drive thru vagina
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
On a brief change if topic, last night I dreamt I got shit faced with bill Nye the science guy and we went bar to bar and explained the science of alcohol to everyone who'd give us free drinks. We wore bow ties
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
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