can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
That's totally the Emoji for "just ran into some girl who knows I know she had an abortion"
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
My sunday was babysitting three big, drunk, crying Swedes. Unless your day involved four or more giant drunk swedes I don't want to hear about it.
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
You can make out without kissing
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