so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
I look like a herd of wild horses chewed on my back. If you bite me again while taking me from behind, I'm going to have to cut you off.
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
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