we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
i woke up to my roommate spraying cooking spray on my legs. fourth time this has happened. not cool.
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
Is it appropriate to put "Mommy and Daddys shitfaced-ness that led to Aubrey" on a birth announcement?
Well you two just had a kid in the middle of college, I dont think anyone will notice.
Thanks bro
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
My phone keeps autocorrecting to the "st. Natty's Day Parade" and I'm completely okay with that
I'm chatting on my fake OkCupid account and watching Lion Witch & Wardrobe on my second screen. Hail me, King of the Creepers
You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
You think your roommate is bad? The guy they paired me with is such a nerd, his very presence at a party blocks every cock in the room.
So it turns out high me is very efficient. I set 5 alarms to remind me to do things, i made mac and cheese, and i wrote a poem. I'm going places.
Randomize
