idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
there must be tiny pirates in the freezer stealing our rum.
Randomize