so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
i wish i could tell my students that all of their lessons plans were brought to them by captain morgan and diet coke. it's like seasame street, only for high schoolers being taught by a student teacher.
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
Dude, seriously, fucking stop introducing me as "Thomas, with the dick piercing." you are the worst wingman ever.
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
Randomize
