is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
She didn't even ask about the dinosaur pinata in my trunk. Like at this point I think these are the things she expects from me
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
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