he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
Threesome in a minivan. New low
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
If y'all wanna know how far the apple fell from the tree I'm sexting during Easter service. Mom would be so proud 😳
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
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