hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
your idea of a balenced meal is a microwave frozen burrito, a cup of ramen noodles, and a can of budlight. honestly tell me how your resolution is to lose weight,
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
After you threw up you would repeatedly say "napkin" like a siren until somebody got you a fucking napkin.
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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