so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
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